AISubs v3.7
I don't like it!
Wrong!
I want it!
Don't be stupid!
Everyone has a bag, right?
Like a backpack or a tote bag.
I think you have a bag that you always use.
What's definitely in it?
If it's us, first of all, we'll have a backhook.
I don't think many people have this.
But YouTubers definitely have it.
That's not common sense for us.
But I think that common sense is also age.
I thought it would change drastically with age.
So this time, I'd like to do a bag-inside-out quiz.
The opponent is...
Grandma.
Grandma's bag.
Grandma's bag-inside-out quiz.
I'm really not interested in grandma's bag.
It's definitely different from common sense.
I'd like you to practice how much you can predict the difference in common sense.
If you become an old man,
I think it will be a practice that young people won't think, "Wow, I'm old."
So I'm going to change the answer to "this is it."
That's not how it works.
This time, I've investigated various grandma's bags.
It depends on the grandma.
Don't say "grandma."
I asked you to make the contents of grandma's bag.
Yes, we did.
First of all, I'd like you to announce it and see how much you can guess it.
This time, there are several grandma's videos.
- There are videos of bags. - Yes, yes, yes.
One point per bag's contents matches.
For example, how many grandmas will appear now?
- From now on, four grandmas... - Four grandmas.
It's coming out, it's coming out.
It's interesting that common sense is different.
Grandma is serious about what she's always doing.
- It's a competitive game. - It's a competitive game.
- I don't feel good. - I don't feel good.
- Would you like to bring it with you? - Then I'll bring my bag.
- Then I'll show you first. - Yes.
- Well, my bag. - Yes.
- First of all, here it is. - Oh!
- I see. - Oh, my God!
- It's stuck. - Oh, my God!
- Gross! - This is gross.
- You're wearing it. - I'm sorry, I couldn't think of it.
Grandma is a naked goddess, isn't she?
- And inside... - Yes.
- It's a handkerchief. - Yes.
- By the way, who's carrying a handkerchief in this? - No, I'm just wiping my pants.
- I'm going to do it like "peh"! - I see.
- It's not very common at this age. - Yes.
- And there's a regular size in it. - Yes, it's a size.
- Yes, this is it. - Oh! What's this?
- It's a gecko bag. - Oh, I see.
- I see. - I see.
- She's holding a handkerchief and a tissue. - Yes.
- I feel like she's holding something. - Is it such a good tissue?
- Can I use it? - Let's borrow it.
- And then... well, it's a time-honored bag. - Yes, it's a time-honored bag.
- And... - Isn't it fashionable?
- It's irrelevant. - It's not good in terms of quality of things.
- It's like a school lunch bag. - It's like a school lunch bag.
- And then... - Oh, my God!
- It's a telescope. - It's here!
- Oh, a telescope! - A telescope!
- And then... - Oh, my God!
- Finally! - It's terrible!
- I think you have something in your hands. - I have this.
- You have something in your hands. - A shield, right?
- If you don't have this, you're dead. - If you don't have this, you're dead.
- Isn't it a six-sided shield? - I don't know what it is, but...
For example, when you go out for dinner with your mother, you say, "Here's a candy on the table."
- You say, "I'll take it," and you take it. - Oh, I see.
- Then you leave it at home and eat it. - I see.
- Thank you for your protection. - Thank you for your protection.
- Um... a shield... - Hold on, hold on.
- It's cute. - Hey, there were 10 blocks of this game, but...
- Yes. - Do you want me to put this in there for a moment?
- Sounds good. - I'll do this.
- Okay, so that's 10. - Yes.
- Yes. I'm terribly sorry about this game, but I'm taking back all of the words "grandmother" and "punishment" that I've said.
- Yes, you've been The Mighty Thorn's grandmother. - No, it's been three days, but I've been being punished.
I got beat up pretty badly.
Did you have a punishment game or anything like that?
I did tell Tetsuya that I didn't know what it was.
I don't know.
You didn't say you had it or you didn't say you didn't have it.
But I didn't know what it was.
So I said it hard for now.
Okay, okay.
- Next up is Toshimitsu. - Okay.
- First of all, the bag. - Okay.
- Here it is. - Here it is.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
Isn't she in her late 40s?
- No, she's still young. - She's like a mother.
When I bought this, a 70-year-old grandma said,
Oh, how cute.
- It's hot. - It's hot.
- Oh, how cute. - It's hot!
- Okay, first of all... - Okay.
- Here it is. - Okay.
- A tissue. - A tissue.
- How cute. - How cute.
- And here's a handkerchief. - A handkerchief.
- I think this is also a must-buy. - Yes.
- Toshimitsu's design is young. - No way!
- I thought this would look good on her. - Oh, how cute.
Don't you think Miffy and Sakura are stylish?
I like Nago.
- Can I decide? - I like Nago.
- It's up to Nago. - I like Nago.
- Next up... - Here it is.
- A jacket. - A jacket.
- It's similar. - It's similar.
- And here's a mask. - A mask?
- A wallet? - A wallet?
- It's not a wallet.
- Grandma. - It's a wallet.
- No, it's not. - It's a wallet.
- Nago likes it. - Nago likes wallets.
- Next up is a wallet. - This is different.
- This is black. - Black!
- This wallet is not black. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Grandma! - Don't underestimate me!
- No, no, no, no!
- Who are you making this for? - Grandma!
- Grandma, you've been using this for a long time. - I've only ever used it for Naruto.
- You don't use it. - Grandma, you have it, don't you?
- This is made for you, Grandma! - I knew you had it.
- It's tea. - Yes.
- It's bitter! - Ami-chan...
- The alphabet is different. - No, my grandma has it.
- This is there. - This is there, right? - This is there. - No, no, it won't fit in your bag, Tomi - chan.
- What kind of name is this? - Ami-chan... - Ami - chan... - Ami-chan... - It'll do, Ami-chan.
- This is Ami-chan. - Ami-chan? - You don't wear it from here on.
- Um... - This one. - Juice!
- Yes! You did it! - Juice!
- Grandma, you've been using it for a long time. - No, no, no, no!
- Grandma, you have it. - Grandma, you have it. - Grandma, you have it. - I have it!
- I thought my grandma had it. - You do, don't you?
- What is it? - It's stylish.
- What's in it? - A notice.
- Oh! - Oh, a note!
- It looks like it'd be useful. - A bank note.
- Yes, yes. A bank set. - Yes.
- I'm worried, grandma. - It's dangerous at home.
- Yes, it's dangerous at home. - I see.
Okay, this is it.
- Teacher... - Oh!
- Isn't that too much? - It's a little like a pro.
- But... - Let's go for it.
- Let's go for it, grandma. - Yes.
- This is the last one. - Yes.
Yes, this is it.
- No! - No!
- Kate Wall. - I'm sorry, this is...
- Don't say it! - What's with that old woman's color?
My dream grandma gave me this color.
- It's true, the color is... - It's the same as the one on the telop.
If my dream grandma did this, would it be like this?
- Here we go. - Okay.
Ready, set...
- Oh! - Oh!
- Wait a minute! - Wait a minute!
- I got fooled for a second! - Right?
- It looks like a skull. - It's a skull, right?
- It's a skull, right?
- Well, but the atmosphere is like this, right? - Yeah, the atmosphere is smooth.
- It would be nice if you could see it from a distance and guess it, right? - Yeah.
- First one! - First one!
- No, no, everyone, I forgot about this. - Huh?
- This is... - A bandage!
- A bandage!
- I think you have this, grandma. - A bandage?
- Actually, you probably don't need a bandage when you fall. - A bandage?
- No, but it'll be hard for your grandchildren if they get injured, so you have this, right? - A bandage...
- So you have this, right? - For your grandchildren...
- But if there's a grandma like Teixeira coming up today and she's told to forgive them...
- Wouldn't you have a bandage for them? - I don't think it's possible for 27-year-old grandchildren to fall.
- Then, the next one...
- Okay, I did it! - Okay!
- He did it! - Yes!
It's already decided!
I don't have it!
Look at this!
I have it!
It's totally different!
It's not a wallet!
It's a wallet!
It's a pouch!
Even if it's this big, it doesn't count!
If it's this big, it doesn't count!
It's fine!
It's the same!
I don't have it!
Next one!
It's a potato!
I have it!
You don't!
I don't have it!
I have it!
What is this grandma doing?
Grandma is happy!
I have it!
I still have it!
Grandma used to do like this!
She used to do like this!
I have it at home!
Since you have an old telescope...
Hey!
It's a bug eye glasses!
I don't have it!
You have it at home!
I was wondering if I should buy either of these...
I feel like I bought them in Uidoba prefecture!
Which one do you want me to hit?
I'll hit this one!
If you think you didn't put it in first, you'll do it like this, right?
No, it's a little bad.
Are there four more?
Yeah, I couldn't get in.
Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
It's too big!
Grandma, what do you think it is?
Yes, next!
You're crazy about anime!
Do you have a star tool?
What's a star tool?
Why do you have it?
No, it's a grandma!
No, I don't have a star tool, star glasses, or a star tool cleaner, but I don't carry it around!
You only carry it around!
It looks like the grandmothers all over the country are saying "take it!" when they see this.
Take it!
If you say that in a movie theater, everyone will be grandmothers.
What kind of event is this?
Is there?
No, there isn't.
Cute!
I took a look at Shibuya-san's bag, and I thought you might have reflected on it, but there's a file in it.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Was there a nail clipper in it?
Is the file an entry?
The file is...
No entry?
Entry!
You're going to do an entry?
Actually, I wanted to put it out as a set with a nail clipper.
But it's not a nail clipper, is it?
It says you have to scrape silver, ceramic, glass, and metal.
Grandmother, silver is soft, and nails are hard.
Please think of it as a nail clipper.
If there was a nail clipper set, it would be nice.
Two more!
Yes.
No, I don't think there is.
Don't mess with me!
Hey!
Geez!
You're going to die!
You know, when you run into a dead end in the middle of the road like this...
What's a "dead end in the middle of the road"?
Have you ever been around winter?
Well, it's fine if it's only winter.
Last one!
I'm counting on you.
Well...
I told you!
I told you to carry it!
"Carry it" you said!
You idiot!
Why are you saying like this?
Did you steal it from somewhere?
No, I didn't steal it.
From now on...
Well, there is a VTR, so...
You can take a memo and...
When you get your wallet, you can write "wallet" on it.
Oh, I see.
After you've seen it all, you can make a detailed judgment.
Well, first of all, Tetsuya-san, what kind of paper is it?
Well, I'm the first one.
When I was shooting the VTR...
My grandmother, my grandfather, my relative's uncle and his wife were there.
Well...
I was so embarrassed and my voice was messed up.
Why did you do it?
It became a boring VTR.
You are...
I'm just a relative's son of a man.
I thought it was only in the VTR of the correct announcement.
There is nothing in it.
There is really nothing in it.
Well, let's take a look at Tetsuya-san's bag.
Yes, this is it.
Yes, this is my bag.
Oh, it's cool.
This is my eco-bag.
This is my cash bag.
This is my car key and my house key.
This is my wallet.
This is my smartphone.
This is my iPhone.
Oh, it's not my iPhone.
It's not my iPhone.
It's some kind of smartphone.
I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed.
It was my smartphone.
Oh, it's not.
It's not my iPhone.
You're too nervous.
It's not my iPhone.
Stop it.
This is my pocket tissue.
This is my mask.
I thought it was my money.
This is my mask.
What's this?
I have two handcuffs.
This is my notebook.
This is my ballpoint pen.
This is my parking ticket.
Oh, it's cool.
This is my parking ticket.
And this is my pacemaker notebook.
That's all for today.
Wow.
Okay, thank you.
Shut up!
What is it?
Look at me!
Who do you think you are?
Look at me!
OK, thank you.
Shut up.
Thank you.
You're too outgoing.
First of all, let's talk about the back point.
Yes, let's start with the design of the bag.
This one.
It's a little tight.
Yes.
Well, it's a little tight, but...
The shape is too much like Shibayu, so...
Shibayu.
Yes!
OK.
Five, two, four, right?
Yes.
I'll change it.
Change it?
Yes.
Kodakin, please.
OK.
Do you want me to change it?
No.
If you don't change it, it's cute!
Change it!
I changed it!
It's easy to cut.
I'm sorry.
Fukuoka is really normal.
No, you're my grandmother, aren't you?
Can I say it with my forehead?
No, you can't.
Don't say it with your forehead.
You're so arrogant.
Don't say it with your forehead.
Let's say it!
This is my grandmother's bag.
I'm at Ryo's grandma's house.
Today, I'm going to...
I'm going to steal a bag from my grandma.
Are you stealing a bag from her?
This is my grandma's bag.
It's pretty expensive.
This is my grandma's bag.
It's like this.
It's cute!
It has a charm here.
It's 80,000 yen.
I'll show you what's in it.
Ta-da!
A wallet and...
This is a wallet.
Oh!
A handkerchief.
Ta-dah!
This is...
A band-aid.
A band-aid!
And...
Ta-dah!
A plastic bag.
And...
Ta-dah!
This is...
A medical certificate.
And...
A medical certificate and so on.
A medical certificate.
This is what you bring to the hospital.
Yes.
And...
Ta-dah!
This is...
A card reader.
Cute!
And...
Wallet. Wallet, card reader, coin reader.
Lots of cards! Lots of cards!
And...
More than that...
What is this?
This is a license. A license.
A card reader is fine, right? It's too big.
I can put a license in it, too.
Oh! What is this?
A picture of a trip with friends.
How many years have you been using this bag?
It's amazing.
Your grandmother is cute.
This is 20 years ago.
20 years ago? It's even older!
She's a bus guide.
She's talking.
That's all for my grandmother's bag.
Was it funny?
No.
I'll put it back.
I see.
It's not common.
Wallet was a little difficult.
Wallet was a little worrisome.
This is my grandmother's wallet.
It's not a mouthguard.
It depends on whether it's a mouthguard or not.
Who uses a mouthguard?
Don't sell mouthguards!
What else was there?
It's a bag.
Oh, that's right. It's a bag.
Oh, but it's difficult!
0.5 points, 0.5 points.
It looked like a bandage.
I got a little critical about the bandage.
But I'm happy.
That's all for my grandmother's bag.
Thank you very much.
I'll move on to the next bag.
Please.
I'll go first.
Hey!
You!
Fat guy!
Change!
I forgot.
I'm Mago.
Yes.
Your face is out of frame.
Setsuko is the main character.
How about your bag?
This is Setsuko's bag.
I'm Yumemaru's grandmother.
What's your name?
Yumemaru-kun.
Yume-chan.
Setsuko's grandmother.
Today, I'd like to show you what's in my grandmother's bag.
I don't think it's a bag.
Is it?
What's in it?
I thought it was a secret weapon, but it's not.
A ballpoint pen.
And it's pink.
A handkerchief.
A towel handkerchief.
It's not a towel.
There are two handkerchiefs in it.
Gloves.
A wallet.
I took a picture with you.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's DIY.
I took a beautiful picture of you.
I put it on tape.
Where is it?
I put it on the TV.
I put it on the TV with tape.
I took a picture of you.
A wallet.
There's nothing in it.
There's something in it.
What is it?
A tissue.
There's a tissue in it.
A tissue.
A tissue paper.
And a ballpoint pen.
A ballpoint pen.
At last, grandma.
Do you have any life advice for people who are watching you?
I'm sorry.
I can't say what I can say to people because I'm embarrassed.
But I want to say that we should live cheerfully and happily in any case.
OK.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Please stay healthy forever.
Thank you very much.
Kind words.
Thank you very much.
That's all.
It's hot.
Her face is amazing.
The laughter that grandma Setsuko gives me is really pure.
What about your bag?
My bag is...
I can only show you my bag for a moment.
It's this one.
It's a black jacket.
Do you wear it like this or like this?
I'm going to wear it like this.
I lost.
Toshimitsu will give you one point.
That's all.
Thank you very much, Setsuko.
I'm going to use "kind words" from now on.
Let's move on to the next one.
OK.
Change!
Grandma, change!
Excuse me, I'll go back and do it again.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Oh, you two are grandkids.
No, I'm not a grandkid, but I'm the second grandkid.
The second grandkid?
Yes, the second grandkid.
For the time being, a grandkid will investigate my grandmother and I will show you the video.
This is the last one, so I think there is a difference now.
Maybe it's the other way around.
If you don't mind, please.
Then I'll go.
Here is the last grandkid.
Huh?
How old was your grandmother?
Then I would like to show you the contents of my grandmother's face.
What kind of grandmother?
Here is the bag.
Wow!
Then I would like to show you the contents of the bag.
It's a Savannah Star bag.
Three times higher than my grandmother's.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's fast, it's fast, it's fast.
Look carefully, look carefully.
Wait a minute, you're a good boy.
Wait a minute, you're too concerned about the bag.
A stone door.
Here it is!
A lotus flower.
Wow!
Four masks.
Here it is!
And a mask.
Is it a small house?
Here we go.
Contents are...
Oh!
Two masks.
And a shell.
This is the second one.
This is a mask and a receipt.
A coin.
Here it is!
A charm.
This is a necessary item.
Disinfectant spray.
And here it is.
Grandma and grandma often take a walk.
Is this also important?
Everyone!
I don't think I'll use it.
Everyone, come back!
Well, well, well.
At this time, that bag is...
That's right.
Here it is.
Do you know what this is?
No way!
I got it!
Wow!
No!
Juice!
This is it!
Juice is here!
Juice is hot!
Actually, my grandfather and grandmother were monks in a temple.
That's right!
So this is a must-have item.
I see.
This is a must-have item.
This is a food business item.
This is how you do it.
So this is a must-have item.
There are quite a few kinds of colors.
My grandmother's is white and green.
This is also a must-have item.
This is a sutra book.
"Asai Yukin Koryo Shu".
There is a sutra written in this book.
A sutra book.
This is a sutra book.
Namu Myoho Renge Kyo
Namu Myoho
Which one are you singing?
That's it for "In My Grandmother's Bag".
Wow!
Yes!
That's it!
There are a lot of good things in it.
It's profitable for monks.
Are you profitable, monk?
I'm rich.
Don't say that.
Let's start with "my bag".
This is a good bag.
Everyone is different.
I'm not different.
This is "inkansu".
"inkansu".
This is "inkansu".
There are three kinds of originality.
"Inkansu", "grandfather", and "mamori".
"mamori".
These three kinds of originality are "inkansu".
The total score is...
I'll give 20.5 points.
Hey!
I'll give 16.5 points.
San!
Why?
San!
The one who doesn't know about "grandmother" is...
Shimeio!
I didn't put much content in it.
Well, I gave Shimeio a call, but...
Please wait a minute.
I wrote "grandchild" here.
I'd like you to look at your grandchild here for a moment.
Whose grandchild is it?
Don't make it up!
Whose grandchild is it?
It's big!
Whose grandchild is it?
I just had a "what?" face.
As a result of the genetic grandchild test,
Shimeio, who couldn't understand his grandmother's bag very well,
has been taught about his grandmother's fashion for a week,
and he has been posting it on Twitter every day!
Hmm...
It's so annoying.
It's not a post every day.
So, looking at the response on Twitter,
Isn't that not?
I'd like you to understand what "grandmother" is.
You know, I don't need it!
It's kind of...
But it's fun and interesting.
It's a bad meaning.
It's not good to be harmful.
Well, then, Shimeio will do it for a week.
Yes, sir!
If my understanding of grandmothers gets deeper, I'll do it again for grandmothers.
So, everyone, let's do our best to live cheerfully, happily and with a smile.
Well then, I'm waiting for your kind words in the comments.
Goodbye.